It's like a SOW-nah.

Let me just throw down some randomness today.

One: my classroom was like a SOW-nah today. (See this video if you don't know what I mean.) 

During fifth period, I hunted down the head custodian and explained the following, "You see, my room is sort of like a swamp today, and while that's manageable right now, my freshmen will arrive in sixth period. Since freshmen have not yet realized the beauty of deodorant, my room will smell like swamp ass. No one wants that." I'm hoping that I made him laugh hard enough to rectify the situation. We measured the temperature, and it clocked in at a whopping 86 degrees, which felt like 110 inside of a Georgian's armpit. I'm wearing a sports bra and shorts to work if someone doesn't stock my classroom full of ice cubes tomorrow. 

Two: I teach a student who's going to be a stand-up comedian. I'm sure of it. Every day he makes me laugh until my stomach hurts. Today, he delivered a priceless gem: "In my stocks group, we picked toilet paper because there's no off season for pooping." Truth. 

Three: THIS happened. I'm dying. 

Four: This skirt was $7 at Target. Be on the lookout for tomorrow's dress that cost $8. 

The word "excitement" doesn't even cover it. 

Would you like to know what's better than its price? (I know. What could be better!?) 

IT.HAS.POCKETS. 

I can stash the cash I saved in those pockets of mine. 

Look! Saving a dime makes me rhyme! 

Okay. I'm finished now. 

The Outfit:

Cardigan: Express (o-l-d)

Tank (which feels like buttah on my skin): White House Black Market

Skirt: Target (not the same one, but it's cuuuute. I want it.)

Shoes: Marc Fischer via Macy's (last year)

Necklace: American Eagle

Linking up with Style Elixir on Tuesday and Molly today.